Dirty Scientist
Model wearing the Static Bloom album-cover tee
Black tee, frontStatic Bloom print
Static Bloom print artwork, close up
Black tee, back

Record sleeve · Edition 01

Static Bloom

Side 01
£38
Coming soon · in final sampling
£5.50 UK tracked delivery. Printed to order in Blackburn, UK, and dispatched within 5 working days.
Colour Black
Black
Size

Relaxed unisex fit. Between sizes? Go by how much room you want through the chest.

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The story

An impossible glass flower opening around an eclipse: biology at the edge of the unknown.

What’s in the print ↓

Fabric & fit

AS Colour Classic Tee 5026. 220gsm, 100% combed cotton. Relaxed unisex fit: roomy through the body without being oversized.

cmSMLXL2XL3XL
Half chest475256.5616468
Body length707477.5818487

Garment measurements, in centimetres. Lay a tee you like flat and compare. The model photos are concept styling on an earlier blank; photos of the final tee are coming.

Delivery & returns

£5.50 UK tracked delivery per order, up to 6 tees. Printed to order in Blackburn, UK, and dispatched within 5 working days. We email your tracking number when it ships.

You have 14 days from delivery to change your mind. Read the full policy.

Behind the print

Glass flowers

Biology at the edge of the unknown

The idea

Between 1886 and 1936, Leopold and Rudolf Blaschka, a father and son from Dresden, made more than 4,000 botanically exact glass models of plants for Harvard. This print imagines one of those glass flowers opening around an eclipse.

Static Bloom print artwork

What’s in the print

  1. The glass flower

    Translucent petals drawn like blown glass, a nod to the Blaschkas’ models: science and craft in the same object.

  2. The eclipse at its centre

    A dark disc with a burning edge where the flower’s heart should be.

  3. The Moon phases and orbits

    Small phases and orbit lines frame it like an astronomer’s diagram, so the flower sits somewhere between botany and astronomy.

  4. Side 01

    Set as the first side of a record, part of the edition’s album-cover series.

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Size guide

AS Colour Classic Tee 5026 · Relaxed unisex fit · centimetres

cmSMLXL2XL3XL
Half chest475256.5616468
Body length707477.5818487

One chart for everyone. These are garment measurements: lay a tee that fits how you like flat, and compare its width across the chest and its length.

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